It Pays To Be A Love Guru!!!!!!!!!
Posted on April 22, 2010Aaarrgghhhh! How on earth can girls be this dumb?I fail to understand this(not because i am dumb!)I regret being the love guru in those early teenage days.I really do.My school friend called me two days back and told me that her some other friend is in a problem and needs advice.I though must be a simple,small in size problem.But, man I was wrong!!!! I really feel like blurting it out(why should I suffer alone!)
Lets hypothetically assume that MY friends name is ‘S’ and HER friends name is ‘A’.so I told ’s’ that I dont want to give my number to’A’ so, you can just pass her queries to me through your cell.Now the series of mental torture begins.Every day,BLOODY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!! ‘A’ messages some dumb questions to’S’ and she forwards to me.AsRRhhhhh!!!! KILL ME!!!PLEASE KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my reaction when i read her nonsense.Stuff like..
“I love him.what should I do?”
“I think he just talks to me when he needs me.Should i continue talking to him?”
“But what if he needs me as a friend?Should I stop talking to him?”
I Feel So Irritated At Times
“I am missing him so much.should i message or make him miss me?”
“He sometimes makes me feel so special.He says I am special for him.Does that mean…:-) ”
“but I love him”
NO GODDAMMIT!YOU DON’T LOVE HIM YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL.DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OR WANT ME TO LINK YOU A THESAURUS?YOU ARE EXPECTING MAGIC TO HAPPEN.GO AND READ MILLS AND BOONS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!AND THAT BASTARD…..NO HE DOES NOT LOVE YOU.HE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK TO WHETHER YOU MESSAGE HIM OR NOT!!!!!!HE TAKES YOU AS A FRIEND AND IS PROBABLY MOODY.PLEASE DON’T FLOW IN EMOTIONS AND END UP HAVING SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WAS FEELING LONELY AND YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND.STUPID DUMB WOMEN,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pheeeewwwwww….this helped.Honestly.No one should mix love with friendship,coz if things don’t workout you end up with nothing.Niether your best friend nor, the man you love. I did the same mistake and now, I have nothing.I wish some one would have been there to warn me.Someone to tell me how things might turn up in the end.I wish i had never said ‘yes’
Argghhh…Summers!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on April 14, 2010I have been thinking since morning, what to write today?But, then I realized that,HELUUU, THIS NOT ABOUT THINKING AND WRITING!So here i am again typing immediately what comes first to my mind. By the way i just saved my guy’s pic on my phone as a screen saver.I know it makes no sense(even he would say that), but then, most of the things that we do are to give happiness to our own selves.Sometimes I feel Irritated with my own self,with the thought that how can my life be so focuses around him.He does not love me.I know this and I am not a person who expects miracles to happen.But, I like what I feel.Feel only for him.If I would have heard someone saying this an year back i would have declared her mad..but now i know what i am saying and the reason behind it.Anyways…I am not gonna babble about him again and again…
Holiday today….stupid dumb summers are getting on my nerves!I cannot bear the heat.And on top of it…we have to wear extra pair of clothes.Not fair u know..If i would have had it my way…then this place would have been a clothe free zone in summers.I am damn sure that there are many girls out there who would agree(and guys as well 
).In any case girls are always made to feel that they are being scanned once they get into there summer outfits.
The other day when, I was walking around in skirt and spaghetti(hope i have spelled it right and guys know what this is)I got a good hearing from my mom,”What kind of clothes are you wearing and moving around in the house?Immediately go and wear something decent!”.I was like…huh? Decent?At the cost of getting myself baked in the heat and temperature. Whatever anyone says, boss i cannot deal with these thick clothes and all.Once I am inside my house, i can’t wait to get rid of my clothes and move around in something easy and strappy(Don’t let your imaginations rum wild.please!)Anyways..I am off to drink my favorite drink…..Will write soon…
MMUUaahhh……….
Tring Tring….Hello!!!
Posted on April 11, 2010It has been a boring day so far.Nothing much except a friend irritating the hell out of me,just to tell me how she managed to dump her boyfriend after the prolonged series of fights,breakups, kisses and patch ups.Anyways…how to tell her that I am not interested. I have already planned out the schedule for the day and I am trying to move accordingly. But my phone won’t stop buzzing.I cannot switch it off. I never switch off my cell. I cannot live without my cell.But, today I really want to throw my cell away. I told her that I am busy.I will, listen to the entire story later but….Women cannot stop showing off their bravery(Yes, it is a brave task to ditch someone!ask me!!)But why can’t people understand if once told that I am BUSY!!!!
By the way..Talking of being busy…I have encountered someone in the past 1 month who, defines the word ‘BUSY’. GGrrrrHHHH….These are the kind of text messages I send him out of frustration.HE JUST WON’T PICK UP MY CALL!!! Goddammit!I have met people who don’t even have time to pee but, they manage to just pick up and say,”I am busy”..or as a matter of fact I know one geek who picks up and says,”LATER!” and hangs up.
AHH! I mean either just cut the call, I will get to know you can’t talk and will not call you again(also because my ego with be hurt).Don’t let the phone go buzzz buzzz buzzz….AND, the biggest point of all is that HELLO DUDE! I am not calling to chitchat. I have some work stuff to discuss.So, just in case you thought the other way.There is only one good thing about this gentlemen I am talking about. Like me, even he does not sleep. Difference is that, I do it out of choice and he is a workaholic maniac!(please don’t fire me!)So, that gives me the hope of extra 8hrs or so to either call him or expect his call back.With God’s grace he does take out good 15 min for me anytime between 12 in the midnight to 4 in the morning.Thank you sir! But that does help me in easing up my frustration in this concern. Other people are busy as well. Though you consider me complete ‘vella’, (which I made clear that I am not). Well, I don’t give up easily. He might give me a good yelling after reading this, but dude, I am just being human.
Love…
