Aaarrgghhhh! How on earth can girls be this dumb?I fail to understand this(not because i am dumb!)I regret being the love guru in those early teenage days.I really do.My school friend called me two days back and told me that her some other friend is in a problem and needs advice.I though must be a simple,small in size problem.But, man I was wrong!!!! I really feel like blurting it out(why should I suffer alone!)

Lets hypothetically assume that MY friends name is ‘S’ and HER friends name is ‘A’.so I told ’s’ that I dont want to give my number to’A’ so, you can just pass her queries to me through your cell.Now the series of mental torture begins.Every day,BLOODY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!! ‘A’ messages some dumb questions to’S’ and she forwards to me.AsRRhhhhh!!!! KILL ME!!!PLEASE KILL  ME!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my reaction when i read her nonsense.Stuff like..

“I love him.what should I do?”

“I think he just talks to me when he needs me.Should i continue talking to him?”

“But what if he needs me as a friend?Should I stop talking to him?”

I Feel So Irritated At Times

“I am missing him so much.should i message or make him miss me?”

“He sometimes makes me feel so special.He says I am special for him.Does that mean…:-) ”

“but I love him”

NO GODDAMMIT!YOU DON’T LOVE HIM YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL.DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OR WANT ME TO LINK YOU A THESAURUS?YOU ARE EXPECTING MAGIC TO HAPPEN.GO AND READ MILLS AND BOONS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!AND THAT BASTARD…..NO HE DOES NOT LOVE YOU.HE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK TO WHETHER YOU MESSAGE HIM OR NOT!!!!!!HE TAKES YOU AS A FRIEND AND IS PROBABLY MOODY.PLEASE DON’T FLOW IN EMOTIONS AND END UP HAVING SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WAS FEELING LONELY AND YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND.STUPID DUMB WOMEN,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pheeeewwwwww….this helped.Honestly.No one should mix love with friendship,coz if things don’t workout you end up with nothing.Niether your best friend nor, the man you love. I did the same mistake and now, I have nothing.I wish some one would have been there to warn me.Someone to tell me how things might turn up in the end.I wish i had never said ‘yes’

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